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Dayton - When Tim Kambitsch took over the Dayton and
Montgomery County Public Library system, his wife Julie, was shocked.
“Hell, he can’t even keep me in line, let alone direct all them
libraries,” said Mrs. Kambitsch who stubbornly prefers to use her maiden,
furniture moving “Beall” name. “At least he’s got his priorities
straight, now that that G—D--- article was printed in the newspaper. I
set him straight, I did,” said Ms. Beall swatting a rolled up copy of the
Dayton Daily News onto an unsuspecting fly that had entered her tastefully
decorated home in Dayton’s historic Oregon district. The righteous Ms.
Beall now feels secure in her number one position in Kambitsch’s life.
“Shee it, I know Tim likes to climb with all them Bettys down at the Krag
and all, but I know whose on top.”
Before the bloodless coup that put Kambitsch at the helm
of the Dayton and Montgomery County Public Library system, rock climbing
barely held a tenuous second, with the library a looming closely at
third. Now, rocking back in John Wallach’s former chair, clothed in the
glory of his usurped power, Kambitsch knows that climbing holds a solid
and stable second (behind his number one wife), with the library system in
a distant third.
“I just want to know who’s in fourth place,” says his
concerned mother, Rita Huxtable.
Huxtable, petite and youthful, is concerned for her son’s
soul. “After all I’ve been through, heaven knows I deserve at least that.
Regardless, I will continue to pray for him. For the baby Jesus should
come first.”
“We joked about it,” Kambitsch said, smiling his big
smile, fat lips stretched over protruding tooth and gum. The most he’ll
say after five months on the job is, “I’m still having a great time.”
“I did not aspire to be the director,” he said. “I was
too busy as chief geek and cybrarian playing around with all the new
computer technology, buying the latest toys at the expense of the
taxpayers.”
Now Kambitsch spends all his time fighting Republicans
who his mother successfully campaigned into office. “There’s an
intellectual challenge to it,” he explained. “You have to plan your
approach, your gear . . . There’s such an adrenaline rush you always push
yourself to that point of backing down before giving into the fear of
falling, or exhaustion.”
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Kambitsch, who is, get this, 45 years old, does not
exhaust easily. On any given day the 20 internet-ready terminals at the
hulking main library are busy with truant Patterson High School students
who are looking at naked and near naked young women hanging from
precipices and vertical rock faces.
“No matter what I search for, stuff like this always
comes up,” says D’Meetree Jones, a Patterson sophomore, skipping from
Kambitsch’s sister’s class a block and a half away. “I can’t figure it
out.”
For Kambitsch, libraries have always been a fact of
life. While at Chaminade High School, he followed brother Mike’s lead by
finding a non-threatening, easy job at the library, re-shelving books,
reading books, looking at pictures in magazines, and sending silly
messages to the other pages through the vacuum shoot.
The work was so easy he decided to get a degree in
Library Science at Kent State University. The rest is history.
Kambitsch said he can’t see himself making significant
changes. “Wallach did a good enough job, I think I’ll just sit back and
watch,” said Kambitsch from behind his massive mahogany desk.
Wife Beall, agreed, “I done told him. I said, Tim,
whatever you do forget about being anything like Wallach. You got enough
on your hands just trying to be Tim.”
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